(10:07:09 AM) illiteratecoho Do you think that formal fighting systems like Karate are applicable in real fights? Is there any particular martial art that comes to mind as especially effective?
(10:07:31 AM) nthmost hi there
(10:07:50 AM) illiteratecoho Who are you xD

…And it just gets better from there.

(10:08:26 AM) nthmost you sent me a message asking about karate…
(10:08:33 AM) nthmost you must have some idea who I am?
(10:09:47 AM) nthmost Well, if not, then I’m just as perplexed as you are. I’m pretty well-versed in martial arts though…
(10:10:05 AM) illiteratecoho I don’t even like karate lmao

(10:10:20 AM) nthmost here’s the message I just got from you:
(10:10:22 AM) nthmost “Do you think that formal fighting systems like Karate are applicable in real fights? Is there any particular martial art that comes to mind as especially effective?”
(10:12:11 AM) illiteratecoho Um okay xD!
(10:12:18 AM) illiteratecoho But who are you?
(10:13:40 AM) nthmost haha okay. my name’s Naomi…
(10:14:43 AM) nthmost i have a blog here: http://venixflytrap.net
(10:14:53 AM) nthmost maybe something on there will ring a bell?
(10:16:39 AM) nthmost so who might you be?
(10:17:03 AM) illiteratecoho Caitlin you Imed my cousin Roxii24lovee
(10:17:20 AM) nthmost hahaha fat chance of htat
(10:17:23 AM) illiteratecoho You creeped her out xD
(10:18:42 AM) nthmost i can assure you there’s no one on my IM list with anything remotely approaching that sort of username.

(10:19:10 AM) nthmost well, this has been silly. i have work to do. l8r
(10:21:55 AM) illiteratecoho But what about SoWrongItsEVA
(10:23:17 AM) nthmost what are you, a spam-bot?
(10:23:43 AM) illiteratecoho Are you?
(10:23:59 AM) nthmost of course. why do you think i’m so successful at wasting your time?

(10:27:53 AM) illiteratecoho So you really are another person?
(10:28:02 AM) illiteratecoho I’m just really confused xD
(10:28:40 AM) nthmost just 1 person.
(10:29:38 AM) illiteratecoho But where did you get that I sent you stuff about Karate
(10:29:41 AM) illiteratecoho ?
(10:30:10 AM) nthmost just a normal instant message. i replied to it as soon as it came to me.
(10:30:44 AM) nthmost did you send a message like that to somebody else?
(10:30:54 AM) illiteratecoho I didn’t say anything about Karate
(10:31:31 AM) nthmost mmmkay. then apparently we have nothing to talk about.
(10:32:17 AM) illiteratecoho Kay bye >.<
(10:32:23 AM) nthmost bye!

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