honey you ain’t seen all day on the web.
Middle of conversation with a person from my building [who is not my friend] who was hanging around the kitchen while I was making food:
Me: [cheery, using fun new Japanese veggie tool] I CAN haz grated yam!
Chick: huh?
Me: Oh. I can haz cheezburger? lolcats?
Chick: uhh
Me: Oh man! Ok, if you need instant funny and you’re on the web, you gotta–
Chick: Yeah I can’t spend all day on the internet like you.
[Yeah, you are SO not my friend. What are you waiting here for, again??]
Me: [nonplussed] Hah. You want to see “all day on the internet”?
[I pull up CHRIS.PIRILLO.com/live/ ]
Chick: [confused but awed] Wowwww, I wonder when his birthday is?
Me: (aside) oh boy, I know where this is going.
Chick: I bet he’s a Taurus.
Me: uh huh.
Chick: Hey when’s your birthday?
Me: *headdesk*
