i never compressed

Didn’t go to SF Decompression today.  The events I decide to forgo have become a lot more newsworthy [to me] than the events I partake of.

With respect to the SF Decompression party, something like a really delayed Burning Man afterparty, it seemed like a decent idea until it came time to consider going, and I realized I wasn’t the target audience.

Demographic profile of SF Decompression Partygoer:

  • misses the playa.  actually, misses Burning Man.
  • can’t get enough of fire art and big absurd metal sculptures.
  • thinks the playa would be a great party if it weren’t for the sandstorms.
  • will take every opportunity to wear crazy ridiculous outfit that took all of July to make, again.
  • really misses the playa.  Well, Burning Man.

Demographic of Naomi:

  • misses the playa. well, misses laughing at partiers who can’t hack the playa.
  • saw a bunch of fire art and metal sculptures, saw the pattern, and is now more interested in a lot of other things.
  • seeks novelty and uniqueness.
  • thinks the playa is a fun survival challenge.
  • loves her playa outfit, assembled from random stuff in the space of maybe 20 minutes, because it helps her survive on the playa.
  • doesn’t miss the playa, actually.

I mean, for an event like Burning Man that touts its novelty and uniqueness, the Decompression concept constitutes a major departure.  It is literally the same stuff, just less of it, in a balmy San Francisco Bay climate, and exclusively full of Bay Area people.

That said, I will definitely be back on the playa in 2009.  And sure, at least 50% of what’s there will be the same as last year.  But I will have forgotten about it by then, and when I get there, I’ll brave sandstorms and port-a-potties to find the 50% that surprises me.

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