the scale that lags
The Inner Dialogue (aka the inner doofus):
“I wonder if I can get Wikipedia formatted nicely on my phone.”
google google google
“Ah hah, Lexipedia. Nice…”
read read read
“Wait, 250 MB! Nyohh. I’m not fitting that on m- Oh wait. I have 8 GIGABYTES of storage on my phone. Right.”
download download
“Wow. My phone has about 20 times more hard storage capacity than my first PC.”
sound of scale forming on brain
“I feel old.”
